Mom's secrets

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. It
is not polite."

"OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are
really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

"Those are enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away
as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers
license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are, you are 32,"

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did you
find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a
divorce,"

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"Because you got an F in sex."

Danny 温力铭 - Siapa

温力铭 - 一个我满欣赏的本地艺人。他的Siapa更是我爱听的歌之一。

Mytyle - sms to get discount voucher

Until last Friday, I only aware that present of the Mystyle where they allows user to get discount voucher by sms-ing the code. And the steps are as simple as below:

Step 1: Type my111 or my365merchant name, e.g. my111 giordano
Step 2: Send to 33365
Step 3: Show mobile voucher-on-demand to cashier or waiter.

And each sms will cost you from RM1.50 to RM3.50.

In the website, you can search the discount by categories (ie Dining, Fashion, Hair, Movie etc etc) or by shopping mall (ie Midvalley, Suria KLCC etc), which is quite user friendly.

When plan for a meal or plan for shopping, go to Mystyle and find for the choices you can have :) In long terms, you get to save quite a lot on this.

** This is not an advertisement. Just purely wanna share this with you guys in case you still dunno what is Mystyle, just like me :p

Enjoy!!!

天才造句

今天，老师叫同学们造句。

1）天真
同学：今天真热。

2）天才
同学：昨天才买的菜。

3）天使
同学：每天使用才会好。

4）天生
同学：我家母鸡昨天生鸡蛋。

5）天下
同学：我爸爸今天下班后就回家。

真要命

One down, one to go....

Congratulation to Man United for winning their 10th Premier League title after beating Wigan 2 -0 last night. They also managed to retain the title they won last season. Congratulation to the team and also the supporters around the world.... Yeah....

And also congratulation to C. Ronaldo for winning the Golden Boot for the Premier League after scoring 31 goals this season. I believe he will be named the winner of Golden Boot of Europe as well for the record high 40++ goals.

The season is not end yet for Man United, as we still got one more target to achieve. May 21st 2008, Moscow, let's wait and see.

My name is..........

Saw this from my friend jys blog, sound very interesting

For the instructions, add your name on the list and simply spell out your name using the given Japanese letter- translations below. Have fun.

TRANSLATION:
A - ka G - ji M - rin S - ari Y - fu
B - tu H - ri N - to T - chi Z - zi
C - mi I - ki O - mo U - do
D - te J - zu P - no V - ru
E - ku K - me Q - ke W - mei
F - lu L - ta R - shi X - na


1. OSWALD - moarimeikatate (sounds like america and states. har…. har… har…)

2. CHLOE - Miritamoku — Um…think I still prefer my given name, ha ha

3. GENG – Jikutoji — Actually, I think its cute sounding. Arigato gozaimasu!

4. CONSTANCE - Mimoto arichi katomiku — WOW! Does it sound like an authentic Japanese cuisine? YIKES! I broke it up cos it was quite a mouthful!

5. DORA - Temoshika – Sounds pretty good huh?! Does it mean beautiful woman?

6. Jasmine - Zukaari rinkitoku - sounds like malay name....so masculine...!

7. Joyce - Zumofumiku, erm, joyce nicer rite? :p

8. Yong - Fumotoji - riding motor in Fuji?

有趣车牌

车在我们的生活中是满长见到的东西，所以我有很多机会看到或者想象到一些有趣，有意思的车牌号码。

那些可以凑成马来字母，随便拿来就一大箩：
BAB1
BAK1
CAR1
JAD1
KAR1
PAG1
PAH1
MAT1
TAH1 - 应该会很臭吧！
还有这个是我所看过就喜欢的：CAS10 - 一看就是名牌手表嘛！

最不吉利的车牌：CBC4444 - 翻译成“死不死？死死死死”

还有这些我认为会成为抢手的车牌：
MCAxxxx - 马华的人应该会很喜欢。
MCBxxxx - 这就不多说了。
MICxxxx - 国大党应该会喜欢。
CNNxxxx - 不过还要等多几十年。
TNBxxxx - 也是要等几十年。

不知你又有什么心头好的车牌号码呢？

得与失

佛经里有这一个故事：
老师夫问一位小徒弟：“你有三个水果，你吃了一个，现在你还剩下几个水果？”
小徒弟回答道：“三个。两个在这里，一个在肚子里。”

这应该就是我们每次所谓的“得与失”吧！在我们觉得失去了某些东西，但我们却没去留意它原来还在我们身边。它并不是失去，而是变成了另一种形似。这也好像我们仿佛得到了一些东西，却不知道为了那东西，我们已失去了另一些东西。

哈哈！好像很深奥似的。只想说，在得与失之间，别看的那么重。

客人来

这一首，应该可以说是全世界华人或者由受过华文教育的人，都会完整无缺地唱出来。它不是周杰伦的“千里之外”，也不是张学友的“吻别”。它就是这一篇的主角，“客人来”。

一首简单的歌，歌词也如此的简单：
客人来，看爸爸，爸爸不在家。我请客人先坐下，再敬一杯茶

相信很多人都有试过把这首歌的歌词给改过，梁智强的电影也改过，他的版本如下：
阿窿来，看爸爸，爸爸不在家。我请阿窿先坐下，再敬一杯茶

我本身也改过，我的版本如下：
客人来，找妈妈，妈妈不在家。客人给我两块钱，叫我去喝茶

那么你的版本又如何呢？