如果打死人不需要坐牢的话，那么我已经死了多少次呢？哈哈！好像是在说笑，但我却是很认真地去思考这个问题的。
应该有满多的朋友，在还不是朋友之前，都觉得我这个人很讨厌，很欠打。再加上自认为很幽默的说话方式，很容易的就会帮人家产生想杀人的念头。当然我得谢谢法律的存在，让我还可以过了二十七个年头，除了平时有事没事乱哈欠一番外（可能被人诅咒，也可能被人思念，没办法啦！），总算四肢还健存，不至于需要跑去夜市乞讨。还要谢谢大家手下留情！
说到自己好像真的一文不值，好像是个怪物。我不知道自己是否如此地讨人厌呢？难道大家都只在我面前假惺惺，背后猛吐口水？真的很想请大家来说说看，我在你们心目中，到底是天使还是魔鬼？别怕得罪我，俗语说得好：“你不讲人，人也会讲你”，所以秉着这个信念，请大家勇敢发言。
谢谢。
English translation
If killing a person doesn't break the law.
What is your first impression about me? How do you feel when first saw my “lovely” face? Do you think that I am Angel or Devil? Like a Chinese saying “You can't prevent other to talk something bad about you even though you yourselves didn't say something bad toward them” (since when got such saying?). So be brave and just say anything (no fault language please).
Thank you.
6 comments:
如果打死人不用坐牢的话，哪这个社会就会出大乱了。只要一不满，就可以把愤怒发泄在一个人的身上。就好像你整天讲的，”看什么看！”，然后你的下一句会变成，“再看杀了你”。
基本上你是一个好人。够简单了吧！接下去的自己想吧。因为不需要理会人家怎样想，最中要的事自己怎样想。:)
if killing ppl doesnt's break law, i won't kill u at the first time, i will choose to kill king first ( hope king never see this ). I also agree with 你不讲人，人也会讲你,that is why i say i will kill king . I believe ppl like u otherwise u will not have such many friend die for you.
No doubt, you are very 欠打 on the fist look
No doubt, you are a kind and straight forward person.
No doubt, i likes you once i've knew you.
No doubt, WE ARE NOT GAY!!!
No doubt, you are my best friend
ahhsin
although with a denying, but still, SO GAY.
muahhahaha
eh sumei, lu jangan si sua cakap kami GAY ah..... We need not to deny because we are NOT. When you said we ARE, it is too personal. We do not make thing too personal.
I admits we love each other so much BUT we are NOT GAY. Doesn't matter how many times you ask me, I will give you the same answer too.
so gay.lalalala
but i have no prob wat u guys being so gay. i'm open one. lalalala
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